Christopher Kane off with the snap...on a quick slant route. He gets open, the quarterback finds him and throws the ball in his direction!
HE MAKES THE CATCH, evades the defender and takes off for the end-zone! HE CROSSES THE 50!...THE 40!....THE 30!...THE 20!...THE 10!....
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TOUCHDOWN!!!
(and now we break down the different elements of Christopher's "Touchdown Dance" for lack of a better term)
- We start off with the Michael Jackson "HOOOOOOOOOOOO!" move as he crosses the goal line into the endzone (above)
- The spike (two pictures below...this is a very dramatic and long-lasting process, likely to increase the effect)
- This is followed by the "Strut" right into the
- "Richard Simmons"
- Followed by the Pee-Wee Herman, and
- Ending with the fist-pump flex
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Note: the above pictures were compiled and arranged in such a way to emulate a continuous progression. This event, however, was photographed on two separate touch downs and was edited together with a significantly large embellishment to make the "story" somewhat more enjoyable. Christopher did not name any of the moves, although he did do different variations of them on both photo "sets". I took a lot of liberties in describing the actions to make a more compelling (?) and/or entertaining (?) story. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Hahahaha, I think Christopher is definitely in danger of getting a penalty for showboating. That kind of swagger is just not acceptable in a professional arena. Not at all. But it is incredibly funny! And the names you gave to the various moves are very apt, especially the Michael Jackson and the Richard Simmons. Go Christopher!
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