The Notorious OBX

So, The Kane's went on a family vacation (with the Tierney family...a.k.a. my in-laws) to North Carolina's Outer Banks region. We rented a huge beach house, drank heavily, relaxed, and had some fun. Christopher enjoyed himself as well. He decided to pull out some James Bond 007 action and begin working on his deep sea missions. He had to train in the pool and found a great crab-shaped floatation device. This device blended in with the many crabs that scattered and scurried about on the beach of the Outer Banks region. I'm sure his motive was to use the crab as some sort of camoflage to ambush and destroy his enemies with dart-like speed and precision. He then began training at the Wright Brother's Memorial and Museum. Here he attempted to get fitted into a space suit, but, unfortunately, was just the other side of too small for the tiniest suit they had in stock. We had to thwart that mission. We were so disgusted by the whole scene that we all decided to go to the local brewery for some ale and grub. We laughed and cried over our Porters and Stouts through the wee hours of the early afternoon...after which, Christopher decided to call it a day and retire for the night having met with some enjoyment and success.

What does Wonder Woman have to do with any of this? Nothing. I just thought it was cool that the Brewery used the figurine to display that it was the ladies latrine....gotta love that.